
J. Michael Straczynski

Marsh Lamore

In an unexpected development, Evil Warrior Kobra Khan approaches the heroes, begging assistance from He-Man! It seems his people, the Reptons, need their Eternal Flame relit. Can our friends trust the snaky fellow, or is there ssssomething ssssinissster behind this cry for help?

Man-at-Arms, Prince Adam (He-Man), Cringer (Battle Cat), Orko

Kobra Khan

mechanical birds, korlock, Repton Chancellor, Repton guards, King Pythos, Scales the Jester

Attak Trak, Land Shark

Man-at-Arms is giving us the bird! Three birds, actually, and they're mechanical. Very delicate and intricate machinery, so it's no wonder he gets mighty peeved when Orko, trying out his latest juggling magic trick, accidentally sends the birds whirling away along with the balls he was juggling. Trying to assuage his mustached buddy's anger, Orko dashes off to collect the birds. Duncan, Adam, Cringer, and Orko are all out in the field, having driven some distance away from the palace in the Attak Trak, presumably to provide sufficient open space for the flying robo-birds to get a good workout and test. Orko floats a hundred yards or so away from his friends and has just managed to net the three birds, when along comes the Evil Warriors' vehicle, the Land Shark!
Orko flees back toward the other heroes, yelling out a warning as he comes. The Trollan returns, the Shark pulling up just behind him, and out of the vehicle pops Kobra Khan. But Khan is not looking for a fight - he claims to be looking for He-Man. Adam explains that He-Man is not available just at the moment, but they promise to pass on whatever request Khan may have. As the snaky villain explains, his people, the Reptons, are in trouble because the Eternal Flame that heats their home has gone out. Without the fire to keep the cold-blooded critters warm, they will be forced in a very short time to go into an extended hibernation - possibly forever. Khan seems to think that He-Man is the right choice for reigniting this pilot light. Having been hit with this bombshell, the heroes take a moment to talk over the request. They don't trust Khan, for obvious reasons, but Adam and Duncan argue that they can't ignore a cry for help, regardless of its source. Besides, the Reptons in general have never been particularly evil. So having settled their truce, and Khan having conveniently driven off over a hill and out of sight, Adam raises his sword and He-Man and Battle Cat are on the scene, ready to touch base with an unlikely ally.
Khan leads the heroes on the road back to his home, which - as he warns them - is laid with devious traps to dissuade intruders. The main one they have to deal with is a korlock, a huge tentacled beast that blocks the path and tosses boulders at them. He-Man leaps in to tie up all those tentacles; just as he's wrapping things up, a tree trunk weakened in the battle begins to collapse - right on Man-at-Arms! The quick-thinking Khan uses his eye beams to zap the widow-making log out of existence. Who would have thunk it? The cobra man helping our heroes? But as we immediately learn from Khan's internal monologue, he is not nearly as beneficent as he is making himself out to be: skullduggery and betrayal are on the horizon for our unknowing friends!
The convoy makes the rest of the journey to the Reptons' pyramidal main entrance without incident, and leaving their vehicles outside (the unhappy Attak Trak stuck with the snappy repartee of his parked partner, Land Shark), they make their way underground. Kobra Khan leads the heroes on, getting further and further ahead until they can no longer find any traces of him; they do, however, find an impressive stairway leading up to a reptile mouth doorway, inside of which lies an obvious hole in the ground which must be the usual home of the Eternal Flame. The heroes are just beginning to examine the hole to see how they can fix the problem when they're surrounded by Repton soldiers and the Repton Chancellor - and accused of being the flame-extinguishing culprits!
The heroes are quickly brought before the Reptons' leader, King Pythos, who was just having a sad conversation with his jester Scales about their impending sleepy time (and complaining about Scales' poor jokes). Presented with the captives, Pythos asks them why they put out his people's flame; when He-Man and the others plead their innocence, the Reptons bring out a witness who swears they're the ones to blame: yep, it's Kobra Khan. That snake! Err... that sneak! Khan lies to the heroes' faces, telling the king that he saw them put out the fire, and the king - choosing to believe his kinsman over the strangers - takes Khan's word for it. The heroes are summarily taken away, He-Man's attempts to resist being overcome by Khan's venom mist. Pythos, who hadn't been too thrilled with Khan previously, on account of his having turned evil and all, is impressed by what he's achieved, and asks how he can reward the slimy turncoat. Khan manipulates the king into making a decree: whoever can relight the Eternal Flame can have the throne as a reward.
Everyone else seems okay with this situation, but Scales the Jester is starting to get suspicious of Khan's true intentions. He follows Khan down to the Eternal Flame, where he witnesses the villain pulling out of the flame hole the ice crystal that he stuffed there earlier, to put the flame out in the first place. Kobra is about to solve the sabotage that he created, thus stealing himself a crown. But there's a problem! The crystal, which was only meant to put the fire out temporarily, seems to have quenched the flames for good. A thwarted Khan leaves to regroup, while Scales sneaks down to the dungeon where the heroes are being held, arriving in time to almost get flattened by the prison door that an awakened He-Man has punched down. Scales explains what he's discovered, and leads the heroes back to the flame, where they finally get a good look at the thing.
Duncan theorizes that there is lava deep below the hole, but it would take too much time to develop a drill that would be able to bring it up to the surface. No worries! The heroes have a human drill, and his name is He-Man. The blonde oaf snags an icy stalactite from the ceiling to act as his drill bit, and dives his way into the flame hole, twirling and twirling (and, we hope, spotting his turns to avoid dizziness). With grim determination and much gritting of teeth, he drills his way to the molten bedrock, bringing up a toasty flow of magma - and making it back out without singeing a single blonde lock on his well-sculpted head.
The flame is relit! And just in time for our friends to be confronted by the Repton guards and king - and Kobra Khan, who appears once again to accuse the heroes of malfeasance. He claims that he relit the fire, and the escaped prisoners were trying to undo his work. It seems like it's going to be back to a dungeon cell for He-Man, et al - but Pythos has learned his lesson about trusting fellow countryman Khan. He sets the guards on the true villain, and they drag him off. The king thanks the heroes, and apologizes for his initial misjudgment of them. He points out that, in accordance with his earlier decree, He-Man is now the rightful king of the Reptons! But our modest hero turns down the offer, pointing out that the Reptons already have a perfectly good ruler in Pythos.
End with a Joke: Orko wonders where Scales the Jester has gotten to: he wanted a chance to say goodbye before the heroes left. King Pythos explains that Scales is busy training an apprentice. The jester returns with said replacement, who turns out to be Kobra Khan: his punishment is that he will be forced to make people happy for the rest of his days. Scales does a juggling trick with the villain that ends with Khan covered in a pink cream of some kind. It's an extra terrible punishment for Khan, since (as he admits) he hates fun. And, for the one hundred and thirtieth time, they all laughed...



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Duncan, back to holding his mechanical birds on his arm, rudely criticizes the decision-making powers of King Pythos, who incorrectly chose to believe the lies of Kobra Khan. He advises us not to be like Pythos, and to carefully judge the evidence when making a decision, and avoid jumping to conclusions. He then tips us the very final MOTU wink - along with one of his cheeky birds.

Skeletor-less episodes in Season 2: That's right, we'll hear nothing from our favorite bony villain for this, the last episode of MOTU.

