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S2:E23

67088

November 7, 1987
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Writer
J. Larry Carroll

Director
Bill Nunes

Snapshot
The insecure Spritina the Twigget, anxious to find a talent to show off at the Summer Moon Festival, accepts a set of magic paints from a mysterious old woman. There couldn't be anything wrong, because the portraits she makes look wonderful! It's just a coincidence that everyone she's painted has since vanished...

Heroic Warriors
Bow, Netossa, Kowl, Broom, Madame Razz, Princess Adora (She-Ra), Spirit (Swift Wind), Glimmer, Queen Angella

Evil Warriors
Hordak, Shadow Weaver, Catra (old woman), Horde Prime (mentioned only), Entrapta

Other Characters
various rebels, Twiggets (Spritina, Sprint, Spunky), Bright Moon guards, Horde soldier, Frit the Bottle Man

Vehicles
wagons, batmeks, Hordak-faced ship

Plot summary
That Catra! She's failed again in the latest attempt to defeat Etheria's pesky rebels. Hordak is understandably crabby about it - but Shadow Weaver has a plan to take out those rebels one by one. In fact, she intends to make one of the rebels do it themselves! We're dying to know the details, but for now we'll just have to wait, because...

...it's time for the Summer Moon Festival! That's right, Etheria's famous Summer Moon Festival, which gives our rebels the chance to show off their special talents to their fellows. Bow - that polymath and pain in the Horde's patoot - has so many talents that he's having trouble deciding which one to put on display in his performance. Shall he play a tune on his instrument, as he's doing for Twiggets Spritina and Sprint in the midst of the rebel camp? Or should he put on a magic show? Demonstrating his skills in that area, Bow produces a lovely bouquet of flowers out of nowhere and hands it to the pleased Spritina. Sprint knows what he's going to do: an impressive series of cartwheels. He'll just have to make sure to practice a bit more if he doesn't want to finish upside-down in a heap on the stage.

But what about Spritina? The little Twigget can't decide what she wants to do, and is worried she doesn't actually have any talents worth showing. Feeling down and indecisive, Spritina strolls off alone through the woods. She happens upon an old woman with an easel and canvas, who seems engaged in painting a landscape. The friendly stranger asks after Spritina's troubles, and when the Twigget explains, graciously offers up her own paints for Spritina to use. Spritina should paint everyone's portrait at the festival! When the bashful sprite argues that she doesn't know the first thing about painting, the woman reassures her: these paints are magic!

Spritina at first offers to practice by painting the old woman's portrait; but the stranger emphatically declines, saying she's not worth the pigment, and instead suggests that the Twigget paint Netossa, who is standing nearby. Spritina happily goes along with this suggestion, and gets Netossa's agreement; what neither of the rebels see is the old woman walking off, cackling evilly, and transforming into Catra! Uh-oh; I bet those paints have a nasty side effect of some kind...

As far as Spritina is concerned, those paints are perfect: all she has to do is swipe her brush over the canvas, and an astoundingly realistic likeness of Netossa appears. The Twigget is too excited at the prospect of showing off her new-found skills to the rest of her friends to notice that as soon as the painting is finished, Netossa begins to feel unwell. Moments after Spritina departs, we watch as Netossa falls to the ground - and vanishes into thin air!

Back at the camp in the Whispering Woods, Spritina is as busy as a bee person, plying her paints and popping off portraits. She's painted Kowl, Broom, and as we watch, she knocks out a picture of Bow. The other rebels looking on notice that as soon as the painting is finished, Bow becomes woozy and decides he's very tired. As the archer staggers off for a nap, Madame Razz declares that everyone seems sleepy today, because Broom did the same thing earlier just after being painted, and she hasn't seen him since. Hmmm.

When Bow goes off alone to sit on a rock in the forest (weird place to take a nap), we watch him disappear the same way Netossa did; but this time, we see where the vanished subject ends up: imprisoned in a duplicate painting on a wall in the Fright Zone! We find Hordak admiring his growing collection, which includes all four of the people Spritina has painted. He's delighted at the success of Shadow Weaver's plot and is sure Horde Prime is going to love it, too. An impatient Catra is ready to capitalize on the reduced rebel forces by attacking Castle Bright Moon right away; but Weaver instructs the force captain to wait a little longer. There are other important rebels who should be committed to canvas...

Such as, for instance, Princess Adora! The rebel leader is the next person Spritina wants to paint; and even though Adora is very busy doing... things... she grudgingly agrees to indulge the Twigget's wish and stand with Spirit for a double portrait (girl and her horse). Spritina is just lifting the brush, about to seal our heroine's fate - when they're very luckily interrupted by news from Bright Moon. The Horde is attacking! (I guess Catra wasn't willing to wait.) Our heroes want to rush to the castle to help Queen Angella and Princess Glimmer defend it; the only problem is, there are a whole lot of them missing! Razz explains that she can't find Broom, or Bow, or Kowl, or Netossa. Adora instructs the witch to lead a search for the missing people, then wanders off to a private spot to prepare for a trip to Bright Moon - as She-Ra.

The freshly transformed golden-haired heroine returns to the main camp to check in with Razz and gets a weird vibe from all of Spritina's paintings. There's something funky going on there, and She-Ra imparts her hunch to Madame before leaving. At the castle, She-Ra arrives atop Swift Wind as the only rebel reinforcement for Angella and Glimmer, explaining to the dismayed queen that they can't find anybody else right now. Fortunately, the defenders hold their own pretty darn well, with the mother and daughter team zapping down batmeks with their light beams, the guardsmen firing anti-aircraft rockets, and She-Ra slicing ships to bits. Still, the Horde forces outnumber them; and Catra, flying in the lead in her Hordak-faced ship, announces her intention of dividing the attack by riding off to strafe the village of Thaymor. How can the decimated rebel ranks defend both places at once? And where are all those missing soldiers?

Madame Razz has decided to use magic to solve that puzzle. Sitting in a circle and holding hands with Spritina and Spunky, the witch chants a spell and is granted a vision of the unlucky prisoners, frozen on the walls of the Fright Zone dungeon! Spritina, aghast, realizes that her own magic paints have been the cause of all this trouble, and that the Horde must have been at the root of it. While Razz rushes off to inform She-Ra what they've learned (does the imprisoned Broom have a brother?), Spritina tells Spunky of her determination to travel to the Fright Zone herself. This was all her fault, and she needs to do something about it! Even though he's sure this is a terrible idea, Spunky decides he needs to go with his friend; so the pair run off together.

True to Spunky's presentiments, though the Twiggets do make it all the way to the room in the fortress where the wicked paintings are hung, they're then caught by Hordak himself, who snatches up one Twigget in each hand. The Horde commander is laughing over his success and sure everything is going wonderfully - until She-Ra shows up, striding over the wreckage of a Horde soldier she's just disintegrated. (She-Ra incidentally explains to her Twigget friends that she got the news about the paintings from Madame and hurried here.) Hordak calls for aid against the golden goddess, but no one comes; turns out all his soldiers and minions are being used by Catra in her big attack. Deciding to cut his losses, Hordak drops the Twiggets and flees, crying for help. Nyah nyah!

She-Ra, Spritina, and Spunky take advantage of the lack of Horde interference by collecting all their painted friends and sneaking back out of the Fright Zone. While they were busy doing this, however, Hordak was not idle: he made a call to Catra. The feline foe was forced to cut off her offensive and return to the fortress. Her Hordak-faced ship arrives with a pair of batmeks just as She-Ra and crew are preparing to jump onto Swift Wind and make themselves scarce. She-Ra urges the Twiggets to take the paintings and get out of there, while she delays the bad guys. Doing better than her word, She-Ra again plies her blade against the vessels, cutting them all to bits. Even the Hordak-faced ship is split in half, and Catra and co-pilot Entrapta are left fluttering down to the ground in their parachutes, defeated.

Back at the rebel camp, our heroes collect all the cursed paintings together, and Madame Razz works a desperate spell. Thankfully, at this crucial moment the witch gets all her words right, and the heroes are freed from their painted prisons! While everyone else celebrates this happy conclusion to the day's events, Spritina tries to sneak off alone, sure that the others will blame her for her part in the plot - even if it was all unwilling. But She-Ra stops the Twigget, and everyone else assures her they don't hold a grudge - especially Bow, who gives Spritina a big hug. Aw.

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Where's Loo-Kee?
7:42 - Loo-Kee adopts an almost identical pose and hiding place to that in the previous episode (67087): he's hanging upside down by his tail from the branch of a tree, hugging the trunk and looking off to the right. This time he appears in a panning shot of the Whispering Woods that takes us to a sleepy Bow.
Did I spot him? YES!

PSA
Don't be alarmed, but we may be caught in a time loop. In addition to using a very similar hiding place to that from the last episode, Loo-Kee also begins his PSA segment the same way, by suggesting that his viewers didn't find him during the episode; and his subsequent reveal shot has the same inconsistencies that 67087's did. For his lesson, he points us to Spritina, who wanted to be able to play an instrument like Bow. Loo-Kee advises that we shouldn't waste our time as Spritina did wishing for talents we don't have; instead, you've got to work with what you've got. But remember, kids: eating glue isn't a talent.

Connected episodes
Kowl DOESN'T avoid capture: though it's just one part of the larger plot, you can't deny that our usually self-preserving bird is among those trapped by the Horde plot today - which undeniably meets the criteria for this category!
Shadow Weaver weaves a wicked web: Sure, for some reason it's Catra who gets into disguise to hand out those magic paints, but the idea and the paints all came from Shadow Weaver.

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