Things That Go Bump in the Night
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S2:E22

MU087

October 13, 1984
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Writer
John Curtin

Director
Lou Kachivas

Snapshot
Our heroes meet young Prince Glitch, a fear-filled failed recruit of Skeletor's. Prince Adam takes the boy under his wing and attempts to put him on the straight and narrow; but Skeletor is not done messing with the little coward - or our Eternian friends!

Heroic Warriors
Orko, Teela, King Randor, Man-at-Arms, Cringer (Battle Cat), Queen Marlena, Prince Adam (He-Man)

Evil Warriors
Skeletor, Clawful, Evil-Lyn, Webstor (mentioned only)

Other Characters
Glitch, Skeletor's robot minions, tentacled flowers, owl, Glitch's father, Sallasian guards, Eternian guards

Vehicles
Stratoblaster, Wind Raider, Sallasian stalactite ship

Plot summary
It's King Randor's birthday, and Orko has created a huge multi-tiered chocolate cake in honor of the occasion. He also has a weird, color-changing rock, which apparently can grant the king a birthday wish. Orko asks the king what he would like; an indecisive Randor (a poor trait for kings to have, by the way) hems and haws and requests that Orko "wait;" so naturally Orko conjures a 1-ton "weight," which promptly drops on the cake, splattering everyone.

A despondent Orko, contemplating how the show writers always insist on putting him in these situations, wanders out into the palace courtyard and finds a shiny new Stratoblaster tied up with a ribbon: it's the king's present from everyone. Having learned nothing from the events immediately preceding (and, as noted, a slave to his sadistic writers), a curious Orko unties the ribbon. The cockpit of the Stratoblaster automatically slides open; concerned that it might rain and ruin the beautiful new interior, the Trollan slips into the seat, just to find the controls to lock it back up again. Guess what happens? Yep: He accidentally launches the ship at full speed, with himself trapped inside.

Already headed out to cheer up Orko, our heroes appear on the scene and see the problem. Man-at-Arms and Teela jump into the Wind Raider to chase down the rogue craft, while Adam lamely tells them he has something else to do, and turns into He-Man as soon as they're out of sight. Given that he's left himself with no vehicle, we'll have to wait for He-Man to catch up to the action. In the meantime, the Wind Raider tracks Orko to a refuse heap just near Snake Mountain. A spy-happy Skeletor is aware that he has an intruder, and heads out with Evil-Lyn, Clawful, and a team of robot minions to make things uncomfortable for Orko and crew. Also present at Snake Mountain for reasons that are hard to understand is a young boy named Glitch, who apparently thought it would be a good idea to join the Evil Warrior team but has clearly had a change of heart - he's very unenthused at the prospect of roughing up some heroes. So it's just the more usual suspects who face off against Orko and his friends - and He-Man, who shows up just in time to help wipe the floor with the enemy.

After the scuffle, a very disappointed Skeletor (who, let it be known, was the first one to flee when things went pear-shaped) bemoans the cowardice and incompetence of his minions. To test their resolve, he creates a pit in the area abutting his conference room and stretches a laser tightrope across, daring the lackeys to walk it. Evil-Lyn and Clawful each cross safely, but when Glitch's turn comes he is too terrified to make the attempt. A disgusted Skeletor decrees the boy's expulsion, commanding that he find his way through the scary Enchanted Forest. Man-at-Arms is taking such a long time repairing the busted Stratoblaster out in the trash dump that the heroes are still around to witness Clawful tossing Glitch out. Teela picks the boy up and our friends offer the luckless child a lift back to Eternos.

Glitch explains that he is a prince, the prince of Sallasia. At an audience in the royal throne room, he tells the assembled heroes that his father will be along soon to get him; until then, he just wants everyone to leave him alone. A concerned Prince Adam, perhaps seeing something of his younger self in the boy, decides that he wants to take the princeling under his wing and get him to open up. He invites the kid out into the Enchanted Forest (for which Glitch has expressed extreme distaste) and gives him a crossbow. (Cringer comes along, too.) Apparently Adam actually does know how to relate to the youth of today, because Glitch takes to him and confesses that he ran away from home and joined up with Skeletor for some excitement and adventure - and to attempt to learn courage. But it didn't work!

Speaking of Skeletor, he is still watching the heroes and wants to mess with them some more. He commands a pair of minions to go terrorize the princes. Either Bonehead's employees are very good at working from a distance, or the villain just gets lucky without the help of his minions, because Adam and Glitch are instantly menaced by some tentacled flowers. Trying to flee, Adam is tripped by the tentacles and stunned. Even though he is still terrified of the forest, Glitch knows what he has to do: leaving Cringer to watch the prince, he dashes back through the woods to the palace to fetch help. He makes it just fine, with only one scare along the way from a hooting owl. While Glitch is gone, the dazed Eternian prince is coaxed through his He-Man transformation by his tiger and does away with the dangerous plants, so that when help arrives, it's to find a recovered Adam wondering what everyone's so worried about.

Remember that "father" that Glitch mentioned earlier, who was going to come looking for him? Well, he's here! The first place Daddy visits is Snake Mountain, where he angrily bombards the place with spiky rocks before stopping to ask where his son might be. He finds a crafty Skeletor, who claims that the child has been captured by the "evil" King Randor. Glitch's father then steers his gigantic saucer-shaped rock ship over the royal palace, where he commences another stalactite bombardment. Ringing the entire city with the stone shafts, the ship then lowers onto the cylinder it has formed, closing the lid. Speaking from a control chamber in the center of the ship with buddy Skeletor at his side, the king demands his son be returned. Glitch tries to defuse the situation by explaining the truth to his father, but Skeletor zaps the king with his staff, freezing him.

Adam having invented an incredibly lame excuse to step out of sight for a moment, He-Man arrives and uses a rope and grappling hook to scale the inner stalactite wall up to the ship. There, he uses his Grayskull-infused muscles to pry the entire city-sized craft off the top of the cylinder, lessening the danger it poses to the citizenry of Eternos. He then invites Glitch to scale the rope and stand by his side at the top, where the pair face down Skeletor. The villain shows himself particularly enamored of tightrope walking in this episode, setting up another laser beam between the stalactite wall and the control chamber of the ship, and daring his enemies to walk across it. Demonstrating reckless endangerment of a minor, He-Man allows Glitch to conquer his fears by actually walking the rope - directly into the clutches of Skeletor. He-Man must then also walk the rope - nearly falling when Skeletor prematurely switches it off - and undo the villain's magic by cracking his havoc staff in half. The restored Sallasian ruler then traps Skeletor in a glass bullet-shaped chamber and launches him into the sky.

Afterwards, the heroes gather to bid a fond farewell to Glitch and his father - all except Prince Adam, who is unaccountably late and only arrives after the boy and king have climbed back aboard their gigantic ship.

End with a Joke: An annoyed Teela comments that the only thing Adam is never late for is lunch, drawing the interest of Cringer. Marlena suggests that they all "go to the kitchen and cook up some food," to which a thrilled Cringer replies, "You're a girl after my own heart." Everyone laughs at the hungry tiger, particularly Duncan.

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Animation Loops

hemanTransformations
One partial (missing Cringer/Battle Cat sequence); Two full
Variation - in a unique spin on the full transformation, in its first iteration Cringer coaxes a collapsed and barely conscious Adam through the first line of his magic words. Even though the prince is not even holding his power sword, the transformation takes effect, and the rest of the sequence proceeds as usual - with a quick cut-in shot of Cringer remarking "Ooh, me and my big mouth!" before his own transformation.

PSA
Brought to you by Prince Adam
Adam, accidentally speaking in the deeper voice of his alter ego He-Man, admits to us that he used to be afraid of the dark when he was little. Our viewing audience may have something that makes them particularly afraid: water, fire, high places, or (more generically) "getting hurt." Adam assures us that this is a good thing, because it will keep us safe. Fear, children; fear! Adam then admits his own very current fear: he's afraid... it's time to go.

Connected episodes
Wayward child learns a valuable lesson: Glitch learns the valuable skill of tightrope walking! And to not be afraid.
Everybody deserves a second chance: Also Glitch, who (since he was hanging out with Skeletor) we can consider as being "evil," even though he never seems to have taken to plundering and wickedness.

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